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Mike Tyson Is Selling Ear-Shaped Weed Edibles Called ‘Mike Bites’

Don’t worry because these ear-shaped edibles aren’t actually human ears, you cannibal.

Credit: Tyson 2.0

Mike Tyson’s latest cannabis edible has a tongue-in-cheek reference to another body part — ears, that is. The legendary boxer’s gummy products named Mike Bites come in the shape of ears.

It’s a joking reference to Tyson’s infamous 1997 Heavyweight Championship match against the other legendary fighter, Evander Holyfield. At one point during the fight, Tyson bit off a small chunk of Holyfield’s ear.

Tyson was disqualified immediately afterward and that moment became one of the most bizarre moments in boxing history. Well, now it’s getting even wonkier.

In reference to his new weed edibles, Tyson tweeted:

“These ears actually taste good!”

As for Tyson and Holyfield, they’ve long reconciled since the so-called “Bite Fight.” Also, don’t worry because these ear-shaped edibles aren’t actually human ears, you cannibal.

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In 2014, when Holyfield made it into the Nevada Boxing Hall of Fame, Tyson gave the induction speech.

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Matt Sterner

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