Poop Senders: A Crappy First-Class Delivery Service

Perhaps the most creative gag gift you’ve always dreamed of.

Credit: Poopsenders.com

Oftentimes, people have a difficult time finding that “perfect gift” for the ones they love, and in some cases, the gift is meant for someone they despise, too. Luckily, PoopSenders.com is around to help you find that gag gift you’ve always dreamed of.

It’s simple: You order either a quart or gallon of Cow Dung, Elephant Crap, Gorilla Poop, or a Combo Pack. Once you’ve gotten that far you’ll send the anonymous message and package to whoever you’d like to receive it.

I can sit here and write about “Poop Senders” and it’s hilarious gift packages all day, but reading the testimonials on the website is the cherry on top. Take a look.

“This is a gift that every asshole neighbor should get.”

Your Neighbor – Trenton, NJ

“Not only was your poop some of the finest poop ever sent in the mail.”

Stan – Chicago, IL

“I have received two packages of shit in the last two weeks. I know it’s somebody in the office. So whoever is doing it the joke’s over quit sending me shit.”

Jeff Downing – Lake Grove, NY

“I’ve sent out two poop packages now and they both hit the intended target. What a great idea.”

John – St. Paul, MN

If you’ve got a recipient in mind, head on over to PoopSenders.com.

Also, if you’re thinking about making a similar website, you’ll need to be creative with the URL because they’ve also got ShitSenders.com (it takes you to the same site).

“I sent a pile of poop to my neighbor that lets her dog shit in everybody’s yard.”

Mary – San Francisco, CA

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Matt Sterner

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