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UK Wants Arnold Schwarzenegger to Protect Them From Aliens

It was a survey taken by 2,000 British adults and included the top 20 celebrities and public figures.

He said it once before and he really means it — “Come with me if you want to live.”

I mean, who would you trust to protect you if an alien invasion became a reality? The UK is apparently thinking about it as of late, and a recent poll for Blaze TV looked into determining exactly who the public would put their trust in to save them.

The Terminator actor and ex-governor/The Governator of California topped the survey of 2,000 British adults which revealed the top 20 celebrities and public figures they believe would be best suited to deal with an alien invasion.

As you can see, it wasn’t politicians who people put their trust in and actors were the popular choices. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has fought and killed aliens before in Predator, commented on the poll results on Twitter writing the following:

“It’s worrying to see that so many celebrities with fictional alien experience are considered by many to be better candidates than our current crop of world leaders,” said Blaze TV.

“Arnold Schwarzenegger is a strong choice for dealing with an alien invasion, bearing in mind he’s not only a screen action hero but was also Governor of California,” said a spokesman for TV channel BLAZE, which commissioned the study. “Although it’s worrying to see that so many celebrities with fictional alien experience are considered by many to be better candidates than our current crop of world leaders.”

The survey also revealed that almost 30% believe that aliens would most likely visit planet Earth for scientific research, and 52% admit they would be scared about the idea of an alien invasion.

Matt Sterner

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