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‘Time Traveler’ Arrested in Wyoming While Trying To Save Humanity From Aliens

The man claims to have been from the year 2048.

Over in Casper, Wyoming, it’s not friendly ghosts they’re worried about — time travelers, though, for sure. A man claiming to be from the future, was arrested for having too much to drink in the present time.

Casper Police officers say they were called out to a residence because a man was stating he was from the future and he was there to help people. They found Bryant Johnson who claimed he was from the year 2048, and was trying to warn the people of Casper that aliens were coming, and they should all leave as soon as possible.

Oh, and he wanted to speak to the president of the town.

Johnson told police the only way he was able to time travel was to “have aliens fill his body with alcohol and have him stand on a giant pad which transported him to 2017. However, he ended up in wrong year and was supposed to be in 2018.

Officers noted that Johnson had watery bloodshot eyes, slightly slurred speech and the smell of alcohol coming from him. It was determined that Johnson could not take care of himself and was causing a disturbance in the emergency room.

An early breath sample showed he had a blood alcohol content of .136. In the end, he was arrested for public intoxication.

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Matt Sterner

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